I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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