I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
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so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
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I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
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my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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