"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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