I'm drive I can fine osifer
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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