I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
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got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
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i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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