But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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