Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
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you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
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Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
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