her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Houston, we have a blender
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I have already put on my inside pants.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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