sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
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maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
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So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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