Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
operation harelip BJ is a go
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
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We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
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Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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