If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
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I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
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There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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