Its about making memories worth repressing
im six kinds of drunk right now
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Randomize
