I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
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one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
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How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
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