farters have to be the big spoon...
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
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they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
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ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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