I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
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We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
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Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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