Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
That accounts for only three of the penises
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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