I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
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He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
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She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
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