If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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