i jhust puked up my retainher.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
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He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
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I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Send help, water and tortillas.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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