do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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