i can't believe i had my finger in that
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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