I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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