you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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