I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
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I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
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I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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