My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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