Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
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I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
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You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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