You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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