I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Send help, water and tortillas.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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