problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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