I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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