That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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