I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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