so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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