let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
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I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
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Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
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