Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
operation have a gay friend backfired
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
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he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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