Yo dont text me then not text me
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
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we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
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Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I supernannyed him into submission
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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