He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
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dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
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Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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