She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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