a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
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I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
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So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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