walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
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So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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