I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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