Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Still dying that you shit outside
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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