He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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