Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
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no you cant smoke seaweed
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
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Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.