I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
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Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
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.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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