sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
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And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
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Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.