just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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