My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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