if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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