lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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