Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
