ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
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She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
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They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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