We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
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so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
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I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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