Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
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did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
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Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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