I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
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I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
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Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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