kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
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Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
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He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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